Party Crashers part 5: Not Wearing Underwear
by Daniel Beadle - Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Jake wanders up next to Dan. "How's it going, sport?"Dan looks dejected. "Not bad."
Jake looks at the brunette girl walking away from them. "Hey, was that girl just talking to you?"
"Yep."
"Why?"
"I don't know. She was the one who started talking to me, if you can believe it. She just started asking me about myself, 'n junk."
"Maybe she likes you." The two boys start laughing hysterically. Dan stops abruptly as his eyes fall to Jake's pants.
"Did you know that your dick is hanging out of your pants?"
"C'mon now, nobody's perfect." Jake tucks it back in. "C'mon, let me buy you a drink."
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Jake and Dan settle at the bar, as "Taking a Chance on Love" by Frank plays in the background.
"Thanks," says Dan, as he gets his drink.
Jake takes his drink and holds it up. "To better tomorrows?"
"To better todays."
They drink. Dan chokes and coughs as he lowers his glass. "Dammit! This tastes like cough medicine and gasoline!"
"Don't worry. It gets better after a few years. Y'know, once you're an alcoholic."
"Thanks. I'll keep that in mind."
"Y'know, I saw that model from Vanity Fair here tonight."
"Vanity Fair? What the hell? You read that?"
"Not regularly. I have a copy next to my toilet."
"Did you talk to her?"
"Briefly. She got offended when I told her that I liked rubbing my penis on her pictures."
