Party Crashers part 4: Three-Way Monologue
by Daniel Beadle - Tuesday, August 14, 2007
"So, what are you into?"D-Man gives the girl a glance as he swigs his light beer. "Well Stacy... I'd have to say grand theft auto."
Stacy smiles slightly and nods. "Really?"
"Oh yeah. ...And I like the game, too."
A Michael Buble song comes in from the background, and as the levity subsides, and defenses are lowered, D-Man continues. "But enough about me. I would love to hear about your night life. Specifically..." He glances at her over his sunglasses. "Is your boyfriend keeping you satisfied?"
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Inside the banquet, Jake is on the verge of blackout. He's sloshing his heavily spiked punch around wildly, demanding responses from strangers, and losing control of the volume of his voice. "SO, you're a cheerleader, eh? Let me tell you something, sweetheart..." He leans forward to the ditsy blond. "I'm a huge fan of your kind."
"Cheerleaders?" she asks.
"SLUTS."
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"I mean, you tell me. We go out every weekend, looking for what? Some way to shatter our inhibitions by any means possible, just so we can have the courage to beg for sex."
"You're right," says the brunette, staring back at Dan. "But don't you think that some people are looking for more than just sex?"
Dan's mind glazes over. "What the hell are you talking about?"
